but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone
The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.
snails are truly upstanding citizens
hey, you guys know lucifer, right? brightest angel in heaven’s garrison? the light bringer?
lead 1/3 of heaven?
did i mention heaven is biblically described as
wasn’t there something about a civil war, too?
or a schism? something like that?
and lucifer lead the rebellion and was cast down. who was it that did the casting down again?
oh right, it was michael. that dude who’s always depicted with the wings and the sword.
his own brother
This guy survives a plane crash and takes a selfie everyone go home he wins selfie of the year for 2014
Denny's, I'm really scared about your overall sanity right now.
Our overalls are perfectly sane and the mental health of our work garments is, frankly, nobody’s business but theirs!
Yeah, sometimes I’m thinking about punching myself from the past for procrastinating…
This speaks to me on a spiritual level
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me