Cola's little playground

Ask me anything   a high schooler that is an otaku (in multi-fandoms) , listens to electric dance music (E.D.M.), loves food, and other things.
Yes, I'm a weird person.

funkybug:

snailofficial:

agendr:

but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone

The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.

snails are truly upstanding citizens

(via hate)

— 7 hours ago with 197583 notes

picklerecursion:

hey, you guys know lucifer, right? brightest angel in heaven’s garrison? the light bringer?

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lead 1/3 of heaven?

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did i mention heaven is biblically described as 

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image(Revelations 21:12)

wasn’t there something about a civil war, too? 

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or a schism? something like that?

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and lucifer lead the rebellion and was cast down. who was it that did the casting down again?

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oh right, it was michael. that dude who’s always depicted with the wings and the sword. 

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his own brother

(via omnicha)

— 15 hours ago with 6162 notes
vaginal-erection:

This guy survives a plane crash and takes a selfie everyone go home he wins selfie of the year for 2014

vaginal-erection:

This guy survives a plane crash and takes a selfie everyone go home he wins selfie of the year for 2014

(via omnicha)

— 17 hours ago with 162505 notes
americaengland:

the-voice-leading-nazi:

WHAT THE FRACK ARE THOSE THIS IS HIGHLY DISTURBING

hello yes this is an arctic hare! they’re like little pup-buns


They look like fox hybrids

americaengland:

the-voice-leading-nazi:

WHAT THE FRACK ARE THOSE THIS IS HIGHLY DISTURBING

hello yes this is an arctic hare! they’re like little pup-buns

They look like fox hybrids

(Source: our-amazing-world, via omnicha)

— 17 hours ago with 119105 notes
searchforpizza asked: Denny's, I'm really scared about your overall sanity right now.


Answer:

dennys:

Our overalls are perfectly sane and the mental health of our work garments is, frankly, nobody’s business but theirs!

I can’t

— 23 hours ago with 3126 notes

fourtrisly:

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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Why do you want to murder a lot of people

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(Source: nappyheadet, via antiphona)

— 1 day ago with 568983 notes

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

(via mindxcrash)

— 1 day ago with 354094 notes

trash-god:

just a lil one inspired by sleep deprivation

(via mindxcrash)

— 2 days ago with 7850 notes

jessdrawzz:

yufei:

Yeah, sometimes I’m thinking about punching myself from the past for procrastinating…

This speaks to me on a spiritual level

(via kohichapeau)

— 2 days ago with 31477 notes
kohichapeau:

i-want-to-put-my-hans-on-you:

Do you think my teacher will accept this? I mean she did say ANY guardian signature…

im crying 

kohichapeau:

i-want-to-put-my-hans-on-you:

Do you think my teacher will accept this? I mean she did say ANY guardian signature…

im crying 

(Source: hicc-up)

— 3 days ago with 1376 notes

drag0n-r0ad:

 

directorlazard:

rapeculturerealities:

fuckyeahifightlikeagirl:

sweetsugaryshock:

beben-eleben:

For future reference.

Thank you.

For those who would ever need it. -C

reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship

Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.

(via corporalclean)

— 3 days ago with 354994 notes

ficcyshit:

corink:

comatose-kitty:

I literally cant fucking breathe 

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

"FACK YOUUUUU."

(via corporalclean)

— 3 days ago with 790230 notes

thedoctorsmcnuggies:

tumblr: you’d have to be heartless to scroll past

me: 

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(via tigersaur)

— 3 days ago with 79583 notes

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

(via idioticteen)

— 3 days ago with 975227 notes
volcanicpomegranate:

Ooooo imma bout to diiiiiiiiiiiive in

volcanicpomegranate:

Ooooo imma bout to diiiiiiiiiiiive in

(Source: odyssey2fit, via bae-stop-playin)

— 3 days ago with 39692 notes